Showing posts with label Data Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Data Funny. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Saturday, March 31, 2012

Google Maps 8 bits for NES

Google Maps coming soon to a Google Store...







Data Hoarder


Definition:

Data
1: factual information (as measurements or statistics) used as a basis for reasoning, discussion, or calculation 
2: information output by a sensing device or organ that includes both useful and irrelevant or redundant information and must be processed to be meaningful
3: information in numerical form that can be digitally transmitted or processed

Hoarder
to collect and hide a large amount of (something valuable)
 1: to lay up a hoard of
 2: to keep (as one's thoughts) to oneself 
  intransitive verb
  :to lay up a hoard — hoard·er noun









Wednesday, November 16, 2011

iPhone Emergency


Help! My iPhone dosen't work!




Tuesday, July 05, 2011

Bad Data You'll Cry

A song about bad data, BI  or both?





Tuesday, June 21, 2011

SQL Jam


A funny SQL song ...



Thursday, December 02, 2010

A Song About Failed Data Warehouse




Saturday, September 04, 2010

Oracle OpenWorld

Oracle OpenWorld 2010 will be held at the Moscone Center, San Francisco, CA; September 19-23. Keynote speakers are always one of a kind. If you are there, don't miss them.

Here a part of the keynote delivered by Arnold Schwarzenegger in Oracle OpenWorld 2009. Very interesting.


Movies which Gavernor Arnold Schwarzenegger mentioned during his speach.
References:
  • Map of  Moscone Center, San Francisco, California, USA
        
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Thursday, June 03, 2010

Mouse Tricks - Point and Click

What would have happened if he had used a touch screen instead a mouse at work ?



Saturday, April 17, 2010

Guide to NoSQL, redux

I really like this presentation in MySQL Conference 2010. The speeker was Mark Atwood.




Thursday, April 01, 2010

Topeka Search

Have a question on setting MySQL server variables? Topeka it.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

A Database Song




Tuesday, December 11, 2007

All Online Data Lost

All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash!!!